Sony VAIO TX 007 - Helps Make Users Completely Incapable Super Agents

Sony, banking off the upcoming release of the new Bond movie in which 007 will illogically kill thousands of terrorists, is not only releasing a James Bond laptop, but a slew of other James Bondian goods. The package, priced at $3,899.99 dollars, comes with a variety of gadgetry which Sony hopes will create a whole new group of super agents on which to base laptops on.

Panasonic PT-AE1000U - 1080p LCD Projector debuts, Film Theaters Throw In Towel

Panasonic Canada — which is just like the real Panasonic, only more polite and with a great love of hockey — has announced its first LCD home theater projector with 1080p native resolution. The projector, called the PT-AE1000U has a contrast ratio of 11,000:1 with 1,100 lumens of brightness, thanks to Panasonic’s new optical system. The projector is yet another blow against movie theaters, who have resorted to leaving a trail of overpriced popcorn on the streets in hopes that someone will come in, buy a $30 dollar box of Whoppers and watch any number of terrible movies therein.

Tiny Hideaway Laptop Mouse Greatest Mouse That Ever Was

If you’re like us, using your laptop touchpad mouse for extended periods of time sends you into a bloodthirsty rage that only a nice cup of coffee and your laptop’s immediate execution can cool. Luckily, Newton Peripherals has invented what is possible the coolest mouse ever known to man — a mouse they proudly call the Mogo Mouse, a mouse that is powerful enough that if it flew around the Earth in reverse, time would go backwards.

Bottle Camera Pod Makes Beer Even More Useful

Photo Etc. Online, a company known for their off-the-wall but fairly useful camera-related innovations have released a “multi-purpose bottle camera pod.” For those of you who don’t have the pleasure of knowing what in the world that is — it’s an attachment that hooks up to your digital camera and allows it to be held up by soft drink bottle cup with a diameter of 28.5mm to 30.5mm (rendering our title joke moot — we apologize for those of you reading this because of their intense liking of beer and cameras joined in an unholy union.)

GPS Navigation Teddy Bear Cuddliest GPS That Ever Was

Japan, the only country capable of creating a technology that’s simultaneously creepy, cute and with little or no sense behind it, has released a GPS system in shape of a cuddly teddy bear that will sit on your dashboard and guide you to your location of choice. We’re not exactly sure what inventor had the brilliant idea of combining a small, furry animal that kids love to squeeze with a GPS system, but we can only assume that at first people called him mad — mad they’d say.

Italy Designs Cell for Kids, Kids Bravissimo in Joy

Vodafone Italy has joined forces with Disney to launch a new cell phone specifically targeting kids between the ages of 8 and 13. The phone, with its red face plate and gooey Mickey Mouse center, aims to take advantage of the 3 million families with children that fall into that age bracket and to fantasia its way into their hearts.

PS3 Controller Cools Hands, Defeat Aliens

With the pending release of Sony’s Playstation 3, Logitech has already released an accessory for the system that is guaranteed to blow minds and cool fingers. It isn’t easy playing ten hours of video games a day — it’s even harder when your palms start getting sweaty and in a fury of alien-shooting the controller slips out of your hands and kills a family member. Thankfully, Logitech is here to help with a gadget that, while seemingly silly, is going to sell like the delicious hotcake that it is.

iPod Video Carries Windows Virus, News Surprises No One

Apple has warned Window users that a small number of video iPods — less than 1% — contain a virus. The virus does not, of course, affect Apple computers, but it does burrow its way into the Windows security settings and lower them — which, for Windows users, is kind of like catching a cold when you’re used to catching syphilis — we’re just not impressed by you, RavMonE.exe.

Navicore Announces Tiny GPS, Tiny People Elated

Navicore, a company that sounds a little bit like the company that turned everyone into Zombies in some horror film, has released the world’s smallest Bluetooth GPS receiver — small enough to be worn around the neck with a lanyard. The tiny little device will have a full navigation system for use while driving, cycling, or walking — and will also include a pocket guide that includes thousands of points-of-interest, public roads, restaurants, and so on. The gadget ensures not only ease-of-use and portability, it also makes sure we will never wander the streets aimlessly for days on end, looking for food and/or tourist attractions.

7 Inch HDTV Developed, Consumers Shrug

Sanyo Epson has announced the development of the world’s smallest direct-view full high-definition LCD screen. At only 7.1 inches, the tiny HD LCD screen is not only a groundbreaking piece of technology but has also prompted many consumers to “meh” in apathy and go back to shopping for their new, cornea-melting 105-inch HDTV.

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