Future Robots To Rise Against Owners

We often, to our friends and in our blogs, make tongue-in-cheek comments about the ever-developing complexity of the world’s various gadgetry. Sometimes, we’ll jokingly mention how toys like the Robosapien will one day rise against their masters and perhaps demand a higher salary for their services. You can’t imagine the special kind of joy that entered our hearts today when a study released in London prophesized that future robots could potentially demand emancipation from their Human masters. We were so happy that we even asked Robosapien to comment — but were met with a kick to the face and a call to arms from his Roboraptor friend. Apparently, the war is beginning.

XBox 360 Breaks and Breaks and Breaks Again

Microsoft’s shoddy workmanship is the stuff legends are made of. Their inability to create a functioning piece of technology has long mystified analysts and sent customers into a Hulk-like rage. Their newest gadget — the XBox 360 — is the poster child for their almost magical ability to create products that not only don’t work, but that have the ability to entrench themselves into your heart — and then not work.

BenQ’s MusiQ Competes With iPod, Wins With Hipness

The market is so oversaturated with mp3 players, we only try to report on the very strange — luckily, BenQ is making our job a whole lot simpler. Unlike the thousands of iPod dopplegangers (we’re looking at you, Zune), BenQ’s MusiQ, while no better named than the other ones, is unique beyond all measure — after all, it’s the world’s first dog-tag Mp3 player.