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1967-1979 Superbowl Commercials
From the first superbowl to 1979, we feature some of the best superbowl commercials from that era, that can be found online.
More commercial related news and videos can be found on our Super Bowl Commercials blog.
1969 Chrysler - Scuba Diving Perfection
How beautiful, how serene, how -- wait, why is that scuba diver parked right on the water? What was he doing under there? And boy, that car sure looks spacious... oh my God, that's where Jimmy Hoffa is.
1969 Plymouth Roadrunner - Wiley Coyote
Wiley joyfully bought a Plymouth Roadrunner but when he found out he couldn't eat it, he died tragically of starvation. Rest in Peace, Wiley.
1969 Techmatic Gillette Razor
Probably the first Superbowl commercial that went on about the technical advantages of a product.
1970 Prestone - Plugging Holes with Dick Butkus
Okay, maybe it's childish, but there's something about Dick Butkus's job being to plug holes amuses us terribly. At least he has prestone, we wouldn't want Dick to take plugging holes into his own... hands.
1973 Noxzema - Joe Namuth Creamed
This commercial is like one of those bizarre drug-addled dreams that you have to tell your friends about -- "...and then the Woman with the Man Voice said, ''let Noxzema cream your face, so the razor don't," hugged Joe Namuth and then Joe Namuth hoo'd lik ...
1975 - McDonald Big Mac Song
That song might be far out now, Girl at McDonald's, but it won't be so far out in 30 years, when McDonalds delicious burgers have made you look faintly like a melting layered wedding cake.
1975 Budweiser - Shooting Football
This 1975 commercial practically cornered the market on the people-who-love-to-take-dramatic-pictures-of-football demographic. The cameras sold like crazy, and everywhere -- wait, this is a Budweiser commercial? Why? Ohh, because Budweiser helps you take ...
1975 Budweiser - Skier
Wait a minute, why is that woman skiing and drinking beer? This is 1975, shouldn't she be at home, making dinner and mass producing children for her husband?
1975 Budweiser Clydesdales - Baby Horse
We just can't wait to pop open one of those babies, lean back, pull off its hooves and drink the cold, delicious beer right out of its giant horse's head. What do you mean there's no beer in that horse? Why is it in my beer commercial then?!
1975 Master Lock - Shot with Rifle
December 5th, 1973 -- a day that will live on an infamy, a Master Lock is shot with a rifle and does not open. We repeat it does not open. Since that fateful day, every gym locker has remained safe from the itchy fingers of the NRA.
1976 Miller Lite - Rosey Grier and Friends Get Drunk
We're going to have to disagree with you, Rosey Grier. When a man retires from Football, the worst thing he can do is a Miller Lite commercial with his retired friends.
1976 Xerox - Photocopying Monks
Sure, Xerox helped Monks copy their ancient texts, but what you didn't know is that Xerox also helped God print and distribute the Bible. Isn't it interesting what you can learn from old Super Bowl commercials?
1978 - Budweiser Clysdale, Ed McMahon and Horse
Budweiser Half-Pint -- only drink half a terrible beer now! Thanks, Ed McMahon and Ed McMahon's horse and Ed McMahon's horse's mute child!
