Ringxiety - Phone Envy?

Are you afraid that people might not think you’re that important because your mobile phone does not ring all the time? Are you so afraid that you now imagine it is ringing…

Yes, dear reader, you suffer from a new form of audio illusion that is now called “ringxiety” or fauxcellarm … cute eh?

Being covered extensively (and in way too much detail) in places like the NY Times.

Wonder what new wonder drug will be required to fix this problem.