Microsoft LifeCam VX-3000 Reviews
October 12, 2007 by admin
Filed under Computer Add On Reviews
We’re going to try and write this review without any jokes about nudity. Ready? The Microsoft LifeCam VX-3000 looks faintly like a weapon you may use in Halo — and much like a Halo weapon, the little cam packs a mean punch.
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Microsoft Zune MP3 Player Reviews
March 21, 2007 by admin
Filed under MP3 Player Reviews
Ah, the Zune — we finally meet. The Zune, for those of you living under some sort of Zune-insulated rock, is the Mp3 player made by Microsoft to be the iPod-killer.
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XBox 360 Problems - Microsoft Responds
“Problems with the Xbox 360? What problems?” This was the gist of Microsoft’s response to a reprimand issued by Britain’s consumer affairs show Watchdog, accusing the company of making faulty Xbox 360 consoles. Microsoft retorted and expressed mild, corporately-controlled outrage at the accusations, which, unfortunately, happen to be true.
Windows Vienna Tentatively Slated for 2009
Without giving us any time to continue our mocking of Vista, Microsoft’s corporate vice president for Windows development, Ben Fathi, revealed that Windows Vienna — the successor to Vista — will be launching in 2009. Oh, Vista, we hardly even knew you! If all goes as planned, Vienna will not only fix the problems that still haven’t been fixed by Vista, it’ll also create at least seventeen hundred more of them for your general perusal and frustration. We know, we can’t wait either.
Microsoft Vista Complete, Viruses and Adware Rejoice
Microsoft Corp. has announced that it has finally completed work on its new operating system, Windows Vista, and plans to release it to consumers on January 30th — if it doesn’t crash before then and force another two years of re-programming. The OS is set to begin manufacturing copies early on Wednesday to prepare for not only the consumer release but the November 30th release to big business clients and hackers.
Californians To Get $1.1 Billion From Microsoft, Windows Crashes in Sadness
After being put through a lengthy anti-trust lawsuit, Microsoft, the company that would probably build the Death Star if a Death Star is what we needed, will soon be paying California consumers and businesses $1.1 billion dollars in delayed payouts. The sum, which is ironically the same amount that Bill Gates leaves under his children’s pillows when their teeth fall out, will be divided among the people who filed the claims in the form of vouchers, which can be redeemed for cash in the next four years.
Microsoft Zune - Ipod Killer?
The rumor mill has started buzzing on what Microsoft is up to, to put an end to the iPod dominance in the portable player market and the iTunes dominance in the pay per download market.
Microsoft, Toshiba, Victor Co and Docomo Team to fight iPod
Microsoft, hot from its new partnership with MTV ( URGE ) has now teamed up in Japan to create an alternative to iPods.
Intel and Microsoft Announce Affordability Alliance in India
Intel and Microsoft have just announced what they call and “Affordability Alliance” according the Economic Times, in India.
Windows Vista Launch Date Delayed
Businessweek is running a story that Microsoft has delayed the launch of Windows Vista till January 2007.
